Happy New Year: Events I am looking forward to in 2011..

"Please fasten you seat belts and make sure you trays are locked.."

Well, let's start this off with an event in the first week of the New Year: Nancy Pelosi handing the Speaker's Gavel over to John Boenher.

Somewhat later might be the first commercial jet ex-speaker Pelosi takes whose cabin depressurizes and causes her botoxed face to explode.

I'm hoping both make it to You Tube.

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